Golf fans go crazy over Jordan Spieth’s “drunken” Players Championship start

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Jordan Spieth had a roller coaster of a round at The Players, which led golf fans to lose their collective minds.

The Jordan Spieth experience is alive and well at The Players Championship.

Having started on the back nine, Spieth began his day with a pair of threes on the par-4 10th and par-5 11th, the latter coming via a hole out from the sand.

Three holes later, on the challenging par-4 14th, Spieth toe-roped his drive into the water and made a double bogey. Another dropped shot on 15 followed, and like that, Spieth went from 3-under par to even just as quickly as he went from even par to 3-under earlier in his round.

Talk about a rollercoaster.

But the ride was just getting started.

On the par-5 16th, Spieth holed out for eagle again, thus recording his first round at The Players with multiple eagles, per Justin Ray. Then, Spieth had a three-whack on the famous par-3 17th, coughing up another shot but remaining in red figures.

Make that TWO eagle hole-outs for @JordanSpieth! ✌️

@PGATOURLIVE pic.twitter.com/MhtOLJdb9h

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 13, 2025

The three-time major winner added a birdie on the par-4 18th after sticking his 130-yard approach three feet away. That last par-breaker capped a wild, whacky 2-under 34 which left golf fans in awe.

Jordan Spieth is going for the rare Noah’s Ark scorecard — two of everything.

— Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelGolf) March 13, 2025

Jordan Spieth is in absolute prime Spieth form right now. 2 eagles, a double, a birdie, a bogey and 2 pars through the first 7 holes is hilarious pic.twitter.com/o1DlwK0Sze

— Matt (@minusmattk) March 13, 2025

Jordan Spieth has 2 chip in eagles… pic.twitter.com/VrpKqx4wao

— Greg DuCharme (@therealGFD) March 13, 2025

They should name a personality disorder after Jordan Spieth.

— Tour Junkies (@Tour_Junkies) March 13, 2025

Jordan Spieth is a drug, and one no human can ever fully get clean from.

— Mark Harris (@itismarkharris) March 13, 2025

Jordan Spieth playing a golf tournament pic.twitter.com/QptECfRriE

— Jeff Eisenband (@JeffEisenband) March 13, 2025

Three pars through 11 holes for Spieth, and one of them from here. I cannot get enough. pic.twitter.com/Mz3v7apy4E

— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterNS) March 13, 2025

Today has been incredible, nobody else like him. He could be leading the tournament, he could be T52, I always want to see where the next shot is played from.

— Maybe: Luke (@lukebellus4) March 13, 2025

Jordan Spieth is the Jameis Winston of Golf. Just a Jameis with multiple Super Bowls and accolades.

— Emperor (@EmperorCassidy) March 13, 2025

If we get a Jordan Spieth PLAYERS charge going into St Patrick’s Day Saturday and he rewards us with a Sunday finish while we couch rot all day…. whoa baby.

— Jake Roskam (@jroskam10) March 13, 2025

Spieth toned things down on his back nine, making a birdie at the par-5 2nd while giving up a shot on the par-4 7th. He ultimately shot a 2-under 70.

He sits four shots behind 2009 U.S. Open Champion Lucas Glover, who is atop the leaderboard at 6-under par after firing an opening 66.

Jack Milko is a golf staff writer for SB Nation’s Playing Through. Follow him on X @jack_milko.

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